Virus

  1. Reader warned and informed about the great struggle writer had to undergo in writing the word India because the word had been eliminated from the newly created history books; new term: Republic Bharat)
  2. If it ever came to that, that is.
  3. With much reluctance, it was called India back then.
  4. Now it is something like: Ceased to function for the nation to build up the ‘national immunity’
  5. Father was very fond of shouting people down, especially his wife, who in a very twisted way had come to develop fondness for the now-Ex-PM’s shouting, my mother had, because of the striking similarities in the amplitude at which he shouted down the panelists (oh, mercy on the panelists he had!) on his show and how my father shouted her down and at times drove her to catatonic silence, my father’s shouting did
  6. The cabinet also an active part of the debate and lying somewhere on one of the Cartesian coordinates on the screen, housed in their own pixels of varying ministeries
  7. Another dilemma that the citizen so dearly dreaded and were now facing.
  8. One of my neighbor who didn’t have any hair on his head had asked his kids to tap as hard as they could with their naked palms on his bald until their palms turned red or his scalp did.
  9. To paint a certain picture, think the lion king ‘circle of life’ theme but a more dark and shocking, with a gagged and a weeping Simba.
  10. One of the individual had hair removed around his asshole, while the individual seated next to the hairless asshole guy had only hair trimmed from one of the buttock; to conjecture whether these two individuals had anything to do with the mismatch between the hair on each other’s asshole is something that I wouldn’t mind conjecturing upon.
  11. In addition to relaxing the strained muscles of my cheeks.
  12. Not sure who said this one.

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